1. Don't imagine you can change a man 
- unless he's in diapers

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? 
- You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon 
- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander 
- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well 
- they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same 
- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor?
- a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men 
- correct.. most of men are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something 
- suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind 
- but marriage is a real eye-opener...

Just remember, it could be worse.....
you don't believe me..? read these...

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

2. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

3. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally...

4. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.

more inspiriations.. :)

In the Jan. 6, 2002 edition of Parade magazine, Kirk Douglas wrote the following that I think applies well to anybody struggling with any adversity:

To help people understand and recover from a stroke, I constructed the following guidelines. Then, I had an epiphany: Dealing with a stroke---dealing with any ailment or misfortune---is no different than the way we all should live our lifes.

1. WHEN THINGS GO BAD, always remember: It could be worse.
2. NEVER, NEVER GIVE UP. Keep working on your speech and your life.
3. NEVER LOSE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. Laugh at yourself, laugh with others.
4. STEM DEPRESSION by thinking of, reaching out to and helping others.
5. DO UNTO OTHERS as you would have them do unto you.
6. PRAY, not for God to cure you but to help you help yourself.

there you go.. Words of Wisdom from Kirk Douglas.

Kirk Douglas also constructed his new outlook and survival upon these 4 great human values:

1. The love of his wife, Anne, and his four sons.
2. His intuitive conviction that laughter truly is the best medecine.
3. His immersion in the Bible study.
4. The gratification of reaching out and helping others

taken from http://www.short-funny-stories.com/funny-stories/story-89.html

pernah dapet kiriman imel yang isinya humor2 khas Surabaya... formatnya PDF, and buat yang berminat... bisa diambil di attachment (sorry if it didn't work... i'm new at this Blog thing, so mind me okay....)